disparateyouth: teens who say stuff like “i’ve lost my faith in humanity” whenever someone doesn’t like old music like they do or hasn’t read harry potter
killself: what a sunny day let’s all move our laptops closer to the window
govinduhh: can’t wait for Titanic 4D, when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning. and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
the-absolute-best-posts: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
dysenterygay: what if i got a boyfriend i wouldn’t know what to do what do they eat??? how often do they have to be walked???