john-freakin-lennon: while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
liripot: you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and...
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money
me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
jalexatsix: you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient