gaykarth: how is it june next week how are we already on the 6th month of the year wasn’t it just march
most girls: dont call us hot or sexy call us beautiful
me: ill take whatever i can get
no one ever: hey wait a sec let me just search that on Bing
snoopdong: snoopdong: snoopdong: snoopdong: ATTENTION EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD OUR WORLD
mrcraabs: roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
english boys: U ALRIGHT LUV
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
Nine dangerous things you were taught in school. →
1. The people in charge have all the answers. That’s why they are so wealthy and happy and healthy and powerful—ask any teacher. 2. Learning ends when you leave the classroom. Your fort building, trail forging, frog catching, friend making, game playing, and drawing won’t earn you any extra credit. Just watch TV. 3. The best and brightest follow the rules. You will be rewarded for your...
m-i-l-a: imagine we all came home from school and went onto tumblr and the actual tumblr website was deleted a short horror story by tumblr user m-i-l-a
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said your status will be like going to a concert with friends!!!!!111 and said adult will be like hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
goretrait: can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
toocooltobehipster: omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5...
nanflanagan: a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The...– Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)
2008: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2009: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2010: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2011: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
2012: wow i was so ugly last year thank god i'm cute this year
Me: Do you want any help mum?
Mum: No thanks sweetie.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: HONEST TO GOD IT'S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK I'D COME BACK AND YOU'D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES HONESTLY I DO SO MUCH AND I'M NOT EVEN VALUED DO YOU EVEN CARE NO YOU DON'T
motherhonker: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE